The word of the day is ';legs.'; Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?Chat-up Lines?
thank god my courting days are over
star awardChat-up Lines?
haha hope you not the subject of any of these,here is another one
I am scared of water ,will you share a bath with me?
a not so nasty one,taken from a verse of a song........I want to touch your body with 2 kisses from your mouth....
Hi there, my name's Ahwell and I can do amazing things with my body!
That never worked, either.
iv'e got one for you.....i wish you were a maths exam--you'd be really hard and id have to do you on the desk for a couple of hours!
like m.lol
hahahahaha!!
old school babe!!
hahahahahaha!!
Shocked shocked
I guess some fellas have had their lobotomy's early in life!!
LOL
x
some are funny, but the others would make me run a mile.
OMG, where did you get this?
few are pretty nasty but have a star for the great effort
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I haven't used ANY of these !!!!
Do you think it'll change my luck if I do !!! lol
LMAO!...Freakin' NICE..have a star!
Those r funny I have another 1.
If you were my homework I would do you on my kitchen table all night long!
lol, 10/10, star awarded.
hilarious,i loved them, all.
thnx.
great one lorraine
have a star
Too bad I'm taken, i could have a used a few of these when I was single...LOL!
:-)
xxx
lol there ace :)
LMhineyO You out did yourself!!!
I'm a sucker for cheezy pick-up lines It's the good girl in me bein' naughty!!!
I do believe my husband used one of these...Now he's stuck with me!!! :)
those are great
they were excellent lol
funniest and rudest pick up lines Ive ever read.
well done hun
star xx
these are pretty naff....
they made me laugh don't think I will try them as slaps often hurt
hahaha looking at those I would not like to be starting over again. pmsl.
Do you work for NASA, because I want to make like a rocket and go.
want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
from the inside
great babes
Ha ha ha have a star
is that a ring on your middle finger or have you got piles.
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